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87
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What do you want?
88
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,020
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be a dick.
89
00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,167
Are you coming to Lou's party?
90
00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,649
I gotta talk to Courtney.
I'm... I don't know.
91
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,364
- How is Courtney?
- You know.
92
00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,220
Oh, really? Still fighting?
93
00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,084
Why don't you just write her
a Josh Groban song?
94
00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,447
Hello?
95
00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,762
Oh, shit!
96
00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,849
Cocaine!
97
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,485
Fuck me!
98
00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,443
Oh, God! Oh, my God!
99
00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,980
Don't fucking sneak up
on me like that, huh?
100
00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,340
Knock on something.
101
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,740
You took most of the doors out
and put beads up, Lou.
102
00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,300
What am I supposed to fucking knock on?
103
00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,740
What do you want?
104
00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,241
Put it down!
What do you want, a round of applause?
105
00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,860
"Thank you, Jacob, for making sure
we don't starve to death.
106
00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,380
"Even though this is
completely ridiculous
107
00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,780
"and inappropriate, what we're doing."
You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
108
00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,723
I'm just happy that you guys are happy.
109
00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,844
The fuck are you still doing here?
110
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,810
Today's my birthday, by the way.
111
00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,566
Happy Birthday!
112
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,407
- Oh, thanks, Mom.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
113
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:21,249
I got you... I got you something.
It'll be here tomorrow via FedEx.
114
00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,580
Right.
115
00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,980
Daddy's little buddy is
turning into Daddy's big buddy.
116
00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,260
I'm going to help you out.
It's not really my birthday.
117
00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,600
Do you know what day it is?
118
00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,260
Okay.
119
00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,420
Enjoy your shit.
120
00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,380
The sooner you choke to death on it,
the sooner I get all this.
121
00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,881
Any other questions,
or is this interview over?
122
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,963
Don't let the lack of a door
hit you on the way out.
123
00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,300
He just gets me so mad.
124
00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,561
So, who is he?
125
00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,140
That's my butler.
126
00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,890
And our son, consequently.
127
00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,365
Oh, my God, right.
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B:-------------------------------------
@@@
87
00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,300
What do you want?
88
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,020
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be a dick.
89
00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,167
Are you coming to Lou's party?
90
00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,649
I gotta talk to Courtney.
I'm... I don't know.
91
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,364
- How is Courtney?
- You know.
92
00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,220
Oh, really? Still fighting?
93
00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,084
Why don't you just write her
a Josh Groban song?
94
00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,447
Hello?
95
00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,762
Oh, shit!
96
00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,849
Cocaine!
97
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,485
Fuck me!
98
00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,443
Oh, God! Oh, my God!
99
00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,980
Don't fucking sneak up
on me like that, huh?
100
00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,340
Knock on something.
101
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,740
You took most of the doors out
and put beads up, Lou.
102
00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,300
What am I supposed to fucking knock on?
103
00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,740
What do you want?
104
00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,241
Put it down!
What do you want, a round of applause?
105
00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,860
"Thank you, Jacob, for making sure
we don't starve to death.
106
00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,380
"Even though this is
completely ridiculous
107
00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,780
"and inappropriate, what we're doing."
You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
108
00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,723
I'm just happy that you guys are happy.
109
00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,844
The fuck are you still doing here?
110
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,810
Today's my birthday, by the way.
111
00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,566
Happy Birthday!
112
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,407
- Oh, thanks, Mom.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
113
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:21,249
I got you... I got you something.
It'll be here tomorrow via FedEx.
114
00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,580
Right.
115
00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,980
Daddy's little buddy is
turning into Daddy's big buddy.
116
00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,260
I'm going to help you out.
It's not really my birthday.
117
00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,600
Do you know what day it is?
118
00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,260
Okay.
119
00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,420
Enjoy your shit.
120
00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,380
The sooner you choke to death on it,
the sooner I get all this.
121
00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,881
Any other questions,
or is this interview over?
122
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,963
Don't let the lack of a door
hit you on the way out.
123
00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,300
He just gets me so mad.
124
00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,561
So, who is he?
125
00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,140
That's my butler.
126
00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,890
And our son, consequently.
127
00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,365
Oh, my God, right.
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A:-------------------------------------
@@@
87
00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,300
What do you want?
88
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,020
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be a dick.
89
00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,167
Are you coming to Lou's party?
90
00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,649
I gotta talk to Courtney.
I'm... I don't know.
91
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,364
- How is Courtney?
- You know.
92
00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,220
Oh, really? Still fighting?
93
00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,084
Why don't you just write her
a Josh Groban song?
94
00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,447
Hello?
95
00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,762
Oh, shit!
96
00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,849
Cocaine!
97
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,485
Fuck me!
98
00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,443
Oh, God! Oh, my God!
99
00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,980
Don't fucking sneak up
on me like that, huh?
100
00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,340
Knock on something.
101
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,740
You took most of the doors out
and put beads up, Lou.
102
00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,300
What am I supposed to fucking knock on?
103
00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,740
What do you want?
104
00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,241
Put it down!
What do you want, a round of applause?
105
00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,860
"Thank you, Jacob, for making sure
we don't starve to death.
106
00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,380
"Even though this is
completely ridiculous
107
00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,780
"and inappropriate, what we're doing."
You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
108
00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,723
I'm just happy that you guys are happy.
109
00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,844
The fuck are you still doing here?
110
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,810
Today's my birthday, by the way.
111
00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,566
Happy Birthday!
112
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,407
- Oh, thanks, Mom.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
113
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:21,249
I got you... I got you something.
It'll be here tomorrow via FedEx.
114
00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,580
Right.
115
00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,980
Daddy's little buddy is
turning into Daddy's big buddy.
116
00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,260
I'm going to help you out.
It's not really my birthday.
117
00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,600
Do you know what day it is?
118
00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,260
Okay.
119
00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,420
Enjoy your shit.
120
00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,380
The sooner you choke to death on it,
the sooner I get all this.
121
00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,881
Any other questions,
or is this interview over?
122
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,963
Don't let the lack of a door
hit you on the way out.
123
00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,300
He just gets me so mad.
124
00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,561
So, who is he?
125
00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,140
That's my butler.
126
00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,890
And our son, consequently.
127
00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,365
Oh, my God, right.
@@@
B:-------------------------------------
@@@
87
00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,300
What do you want?
88
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,020
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be a dick.
89
00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,167
Are you coming to Lou's party?
90
00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,649
I gotta talk to Courtney.
I'm... I don't know.
91
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,364
- How is Courtney?
- You know.
92
00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,220
Oh, really? Still fighting?
93
00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,084
Why don't you just write her
a Josh Groban song?
94
00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,447
Hello?
95
00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,762
Oh, shit!
96
00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,849
Cocaine!
97
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,485
Fuck me!
98
00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,443
Oh, God! Oh, my God!
99
00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,980
Don't fucking sneak up
on me like that, huh?
100
00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,340
Knock on something.
101
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,740
You took most of the doors out
and put beads up, Lou.
102
00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,300
What am I supposed to fucking knock on?
103
00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,740
What do you want?
104
00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,241
Put it down!
What do you want, a round of applause?
105
00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,860
"Thank you, Jacob, for making sure
we don't starve to death.
106
00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,380
"Even though this is
completely ridiculous
107
00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,780
"and inappropriate, what we're doing."
You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
108
00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,723
I'm just happy that you guys are happy.
109
00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,844
The fuck are you still doing here?
110
00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,810
Today's my birthday, by the way.
111
00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,566
Happy Birthday!
112
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,407
- Oh, thanks, Mom.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
113
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:21,249
I got you... I got you something.
It'll be here tomorrow via FedEx.
114
00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,580
Right.
115
00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,980
Daddy's little buddy is
turning into Daddy's big buddy.
116
00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,260
I'm going to help you out.
It's not really my birthday.
117
00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,600
Do you know what day it is?
118
00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,260
Okay.
119
00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,420
Enjoy your shit.
120
00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,380
The sooner you choke to death on it,
the sooner I get all this.
121
00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,881
Any other questions,
or is this interview over?
122
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,963
Don't let the lack of a door
hit you on the way out.
123
00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,300
He just gets me so mad.
124
00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,561
So, who is he?
125
00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,140
That's my butler.
126
00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,890
And our son, consequently.
127
00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,365
Oh, my God, right.
@@@
C:
@@@
639
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,220
Do you or someone you love
have a problem with
640
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,780
- heroin, speed, ice...
- Yes. Yeah.
641
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,340
- ...smack, whack, jack...
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
642
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,740
...Al Michaels' Revenge or cocaine?
643
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,887
First order of business,
644
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,843
we get ourselves some
Al Michaels' Revenge, right?
645
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,646
We can help put the "U"
back in "Reuvenate."
646
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,446
We're still demonizing addiction?
Like it's some kind of sickness.
647
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,380
I cannot wait for you
to hit rock bottom.
648
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,005
Yeah! Yeah.
@@@
C:-------------------------------------
@@@
639
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,220
Do you or someone you love
have a problem with
640
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,780
- heroin, speed, ice...
- Yes. Yeah.
641
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,340
- ...smack, whack, jack...
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
642
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,740
...Al Michaels' Revenge or cocaine?
643
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,887
First order of business,
644
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,843
we get ourselves some
Al Michaels' Revenge, right?
645
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,646
We can help put the "U"
back in "Reuvenate."
646
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,446
We're still demonizing addiction?
Like it's some kind of sickness.
647
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,380
I cannot wait for you
to hit rock bottom.
648
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,005
Yeah! Yeah.
@@@
D:-------------------------------------
@@@
997
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,521
Oh, this room is so much better
than the other room.
998
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,041
What?
999
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,681
No!
1000
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,887
Look at him go. Chip off the old block.
1001
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,660
Okay, be nice.
1002
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,287
Be nice. Be nice. Be nice.
Be nice. Be nice. Be nice.
1003
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,327
Son!
1004
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,923
Hey! What a coincidence!
1005
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,204
Wondering where you ran off to,
but here you are.
1006
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,540
Who let you in here?
1007
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,060
Would you go find your murderer?
1008
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,020
Think your old man can get in
on a little of this action? Or...
1009
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,724
This is a private party.
1010
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,171
This one's mine.
1011
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,325
What? Yes! See?
1012
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,481
Still got it!
1013
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,820
What are the house rules here?
1014
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:57,980
I just want to know what to do.
1015
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,801
I don't want to break any rules,
get chucked out right away, you know?
1016
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,161
- That'd be fucked up.
- Touch me, you filthy vagrant.
1017
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,660
Wait, what was that?
1018
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,380
Nothing. It wasn't anything.
1019
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,481
You just flickered.
1020
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,900
No, I'd flickered? No, I didn't.
1021
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,980
How did you do that?
1022
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,500
He's threatening his own existence.
1023
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,780
Lou, you can't be here,
'cause you're jeopardizing your future.
1024
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,660
Would you mind
your own fucking beeswax?
1025
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,340
Whatever. I'm over this.
1026
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,820
No! No!
1027
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,922
No, no!
@@@
E:-------------------------------------
@@@
997
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,521
Oh, this room is so much better
than the other room.
998
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,041
What?
999
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,681
No!
1000
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,887
Look at him go. Chip off the old block.
1001
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,660
Okay, be nice.
1002
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,287
Be nice. Be nice. Be nice.
Be nice. Be nice. Be nice.
1003
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,327
Son!
1004
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,923
Hey! What a coincidence!
1005
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,204
Wondering where you ran off to,
but here you are.
1006
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,540
Who let you in here?
1007
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,060
Would you go find your murderer?
1008
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,020
Think your old man can get in
on a little of this action? Or...
1009
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,724
This is a private party.
1010
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,171
This one's mine.
1011
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,325
What? Yes! See?
1012
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,481
Still got it!
1013
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,820
What are the house rules here?
1014
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:57,980
I just want to know what to do.
1015
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,801
I don't want to break any rules,
get chucked out right away, you know?
1016
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,161
- That'd be fucked up.
- Touch me, you filthy vagrant.
1017
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,660
Wait, what was that?
1018
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,380
Nothing. It wasn't anything.
1019
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,481
You just flickered.
1020
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,900
No, I'd flickered? No, I didn't.
1021
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,980
How did you do that?
1022
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,500
He's threatening his own existence.
1023
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,780
Lou, you can't be here,
'cause you're jeopardizing your future.
1024
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,660
Would you mind
your own fucking beeswax?
1025
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,340
Whatever. I'm over this.
1026
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,820
No! No!
1027
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,922
No, no!
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F:-------------------------------------
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1222
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,580
Dude, is there, like,
a stage manager around?
1223
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:21,920
I mean, they're gonna kill these guys.
1224
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,460
Hey, I'm sorry. Look.
1225
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,100
If you're gonna sit next to me,
I need to know right now,
1226
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,340
do you have a problem with this show?
1227
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,260
Well, yeah, clearly I have
a problem with this show.
1228
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,691
I mean, look, this is grotesque.
1229
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,740
Jacob. This is a great show.
1230
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,260
This is the number one show
in the nation.
1231
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,340
This is a show that families enjoy.
1232
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,140
- Okay?
- This is a family show?
1233
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,140
- Absolutely.
- Like, it's on at, like, 8:00?
1234
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,180
It's on at 7:00 on Sunday nights
against Butthole Nation.
1235
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,884
And it always wins.
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1222
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,580
Dude, is there, like,
a stage manager around?
1223
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:21,920
I mean, they're gonna kill these guys.
1224
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,460
Hey, I'm sorry. Look.
1225
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,100
If you're gonna sit next to me,
I need to know right now,
1226
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,340
do you have a problem with this show?
1227
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,260
Well, yeah, clearly I have
a problem with this show.
1228
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,691
I mean, look, this is grotesque.
1229
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,740
Jacob. This is a great show.
1230
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,260
This is the number one show
in the nation.
1231
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,340
This is a show that families enjoy.
1232
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,140
- Okay?
- This is a family show?
1233
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,140
- Absolutely.
- Like, it's on at, like, 8:00?
1234
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,180
It's on at 7:00 on Sunday nights
against Butthole Nation.
1235
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,884
And it always wins.
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1249
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,849
So there are no more sex taboos?
1250
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,340
Well, I guess bestiality.
1251
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,205
But only from
a community property perspective.
1252
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,250
What do you mean?
1253
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,660
Oh, you don't remember
Llama v. Ferguson?
1254
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:38,980
Guy tries to divorce a llama,
1255
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:42,004
and the land is in dispute
because the llama needs to graze?
1256
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,420
But people still eat animals, right?
1257
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,603
Oh, yeah, absolutely. And animals
eat people, it's all the same.
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1316
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,500
Let's get you a comfy couch and
a video game. What do you say?
1317
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:18,860
Where does it say in the Shitty Parent's
Handbook to treat your son like shit?
1318
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:20,540
Well, if it's a Shitty Parent's
Handbook,
1319
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:23,086
wouldn't it be, like,
the theme of the whole book?
1320
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,043
- No, he's right. Wait.
- No, no, no.
1321
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,766
It's a step-by-step guide
for how to be a shitty parent.
1322
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,380
- Exactly.
- Shitty Parenting for Dummies.
1323
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,420
Okay. You're right. I apologize.
1324
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,260
I apologize. You were totally wrong.
1325
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,060
No, why would someone write that book?
Why would that book exist?
1326
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,660
Actually, Nick's idea about retitling it
1327
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,020
Shitty Parenting for Dummies
is a solid idea.
1328
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,060
- If you want to use the metaphor again.
- It's an impulse buy.
1329
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,060
All right, you know what?
Forget it. You're right, that's fair.
1330
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,020
It was a misleading title.
But the point is...
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1733
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:07,006
Listen. You can't go with me, okay?
1734
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:08,561
Scat!
1735
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:14,006
Hey, listen.
1736
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,260
I'll be back, okay? I promise.
I'll be back.
1737
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:19,740
We'll go all the places that
we never got to go, okay?
1738
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:20,841
Just
1739
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,763
wait for me. You
1740
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,323
stay blue.
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1933
01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:20,847
- He probably had an okay reason.
- 哇,哇,哇.
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